For some dumbass reason, my high school didn't have a basketball club until I started it my first year.

[The same thing happened to Kiyoshi and his school. A gross parallel he didn't like to think about.]

So I started it, got some assholes who didn't mind playing to win, and here we are. The school made some noise about getting an actual coach, but everyone they tried to send my way knew dick about the sport.