[at least natsuo doesn't look at touya and see endeavor. that would be the worst. he'd have to cut his own eyes out if that was the case. should have just stole the nail polish and hair dye at this rate, big bro. villains like you don't need to pay for goods and services.

just the right amount of hot to be spicy.

as long as you make sure to not kill without reason. don't need anyone hot on their trail. natsuo won't hesitate to use the leash or muzzle, even if better saved for other activities.]

I can see that. Good boys don't get their handouts on the streets.

[sad as it was, but it's life. life doesn't give free handouts. they wouldn't be in this fucking mess otherwise. bad boy is a good look for his older brother anyway.

maybe he'll just buy his big bro some new clothes before they make their run. daddy's credit card is limitless and all. but don't worry, he'll keep it to black aesthetic and you can keep your dingy weird coat.

and they're going to need a couple cases of beer to go through all their daddy issues.

oh. yeah. let him test that weight. thoroughly. on his lap.]

Maybe I'll get back at you another way.

[plenty of other ways. and he doesn't want dabi throwing up on him in retaliation.]

Might actually grow up to my neck if you do.

[neither can being the son of endeavor. gotta party alone pathetically. or well now he has big bro.]