Deer Country In-Box

[burnitblack]

un: dabi  *cla-chick* ... what?  *growl* [ that would be his omen ] [ contact through his omni stone can be text, audio, or video. contact through his omen can be visual, mental, or physical. ]

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[detonating]

Indoor grow tent and gardening supplies, Shit For Brains.

I don't know why the fuck this got sent to you.

[OR WHY SOME OF THOSE ITEMS ARE EVEN ON THE LIST BUT.... at least he can play it off like they belong there??? Shovel, tarp and rope definitely weren't there before. Or the condoms, but who fucking cares about that one.]

[burnitblack]

i see. you're one of those people. hide the bodies in the garden.

sure you can stomach potatoes grown off a corpse?

[sure, play it off like they belong there and he'll make it worse. easy enough.

and yeah, he saw the condoms. he'll keep that level of crassness in his back pocket for later.]

[opheliac]

oh.

(that kinda stinks.)

so u got snacks and drinks and stuff????

[burnitblack]

[yeah, blame the portals for not dropping him into a military base.

there you go.]

yeah, soda, beer, canned juice, jerky, chips, candy, that kinda stuff.

[opheliac]

ok i can work w/ that.
im getting tired of bumming off my sis for food. i want to start u know fending for myself more.
what would u trade for them?

[burnitblack]

got a siblin here, huh. sucks for you.

somethin of equal or greater value.

ya wouldn't happen to have some of those gifts lyin around we got from our captors, wouldja?

[opheliac]

gifts??? no??? i dont think so.
i have a compass
and i can make things.

[detonating]

[This line of conversation is pissing him the fuck off. Definitely striking some nerves, given recent events, and that just adds to the anger. Fucking hates when someone has that kind of power over him, and so he refuses to give it. So, Katsuki's going to just grit his teeth and play along like it's nothing to him.]

We both know that I'm not "one of those people". Ain't a shitty coward who'd try to hide the evidence.

Hear that people make great fertilizer, though. Might be the best fucking potato I've ever had.

[burnitblack]

[what line of conversation wouldn't piss him off? the kid's fuse is shorter than dropping a match directly onto gunpowder.

if ya don't like someone having power over you, then get rid of it, or never accept it in the first place. ain't that hard a concept.

don't see HIM losing sleep over that shit.]

i'd believe that. but only be if you were proud of the kill. otherwise, you'd deny it or try to hide it out of embarrassment or frustration.

ya ain't wrong. you should see some of the flowers that grow over graves.

com to think of it, probably 50% chance the fucking mushrooms this place loves growin's all coming off dead people and blood.

[burnitblack]

didja get that compass from a "dream" out in the woods?

things, huh... wanna elaborate?

[detonating]

[...right. like he is fucking doing, right now.

And Dabi isn't losing sleep over shit because he's damaged goods.]


No. I fucking wouldn't. Dont have to be PROUD of something to OWN what I've done.
It's called taking responsibility and I do. So go fuck yourself. Trying to tell me what I would or wouldn't fucking do, you obviously dont know shit about me then.

Highly likely.

[burnitblack]

[good for him.

that's a light way of referring to a survivor of domestic abuse and near-death victim. but he's not wrong. dabi's wrecked.]

ya didn't seem to be ownin that victory of yours at the sports festival.

and i'm willin to be there's shit in your past you don't want other people to know about either.

[and IF you're gonna be so picky on responsibility...]

shouto's been givin me a lotta crap about killin ya.

[opheliac]

yea i think so???
last month i was in the woods and got a compass to get out.

things like weapons. engineering and gadgetry is my profession.

i make explosives, pistols, machine guns, and rocker launchers. i can take any household items and modify it to a deadly trap or bombs.

its p. easy rly. but bombs are what im RLY good at. can make them in all sizes. as small as a butterfly but can make an impact large enough it can injure or kill a group. i saaaayyyy...... 10 to 15 ppl tops?


but i also do art. craft dolls or lil figurines. rly good w/ graffiti art.

[burnitblack]

and we got those wheat bracelets at the library two months or so ago.
ain't gonna ask for yours, but if ya can find extras, i'm always interested in those kinda things.

[might as well put that out there.]

how good are ya at fixin weapons? i came across some old guns i wouldn't mind gettin fixed back to good operations.

good to know i got a bomb expert on hand if i need one.

[detonating]

[Just calling it like he sees it, man.]

It wasn't a legitimate win. Halfie didn't give me everything he had in that fight.

You'd be betting right, but the motivation aint what you're thinking. I just dont like people in my business in general. But I don't hide from anything I've done. I fucking told you, I'm not a coward.

[what a fucking turn from a misfired, mutilated shopping list. Ugh.]

Okay? And? What, you think I fuckin' set him on you like a dog?

[burnitblack]

[wouldn't want it any other way. doesn't need lip service.]

so a good enough excuse lets ya do away with ownin and responsibility. nice to know.

that's ironic, considerin how much you heroes like to get in business that's got nothin to do with you.

uh-huh. guess we're alike in that regard.

[oh, would you like to talk about the condoms and kidnapping gear instead?]

nah. i just wanna know if he's bitched at you for tryin to kill me.

[detonating]

[Good. Cause you're not even gonna get lip service with Katsuki.]

Ain't a fucking excuse?? It wasn't an even fight and I didn't want the cheap fucking win.

Cry more, you shitty villain. Don't do shady shit that harms people in one way or another then, and maybe heroes wouldnt need to be in your business. Pretty goddamn simple.

[Definitely. Least those topics aren't nearly as fucking personal.]

Ask him, asshole. Ain't my fucking place to tell you what he says or how he feels about something.

[burnitblack]

[does he look like someone who wants that?]

didn't ya just say you didn't need to be proud of somethin to own it? win's a win, no matter how ya got it. kinda stupid to run away from ya own victory.

maybe if heroes didn't pick and choose who's doin "harm" to someone else, there wouldn't be shitty villains goin after people.

but that's not "simple" for you, huh.

[bring it back up. cower away from uncomfortable topics. that's easier, in'nit.]

i did. he didn't seem to get the implication.

[opheliac]

yea i didnt get any bracelets.

repairing guns is kids stuff. im on the works of opening my own business for ppl to buy any weapons they want me to forge.

im also going to answer any repair calls but not just on weapons. i can repair pretty much any menchinal.

[burnitblack]

other people did.

kinda curious where you're gonna get all the material to make those kinda weapons.

you in league with the shape of blood?

[opheliac]

nope! but it can be THAT hard to get the stuff right? im sure theres a lot of steel, screws, bolts, and whatev lying around.

[burnitblack]

this place doesn't have a junkyard. none i know of at least.

[opheliac]

then ill just steal.

[burnitblack]

prepare to do ya business underground then, ya villain.

[opheliac]

heeeey what gave me away??? 🤣🤣🤣

but i guess am to sum ppl.