Deer Country In-Box

[burnitblack]

un: dabi  *cla-chick* ... what?  *growl* [ that would be his omen ] [ contact through his omni stone can be text, audio, or video. contact through his omen can be visual, mental, or physical. ]

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[comecatchthesehands]

Who did we lose? I already know about Twice.

[At least something of merit was won that day.]

The bar is pretty low after that.

[burnitblack]

the giant, mister, the doctor, almost all of re-destro's forces. over 16000 villains captured.

[oh he, personally, had a wonderful time that day.]

i'm used to low bars.

[comecatchthesehands]

[Out of all 16000, he could care less but for one, really.]

The old man was captured not killed?

Have you tried aiming for not dying in the following months?

[burnitblack]

[Ngl, that seemed like a ridiculously high number to me...]

heroes don't kill. unless ya force them to.

haven't died once since gettin here.

[comecatchthesehands]

If you think that's true, you're delusional.

Then your bar isn't as low as you think. I've seen someone cannibalize from the graveyard, so you'd have to go pretty low to beat the shit I've seen.

[burnitblack]

nah, i ain't that dumb. the bitch before the bird killed plenty.

they have a graveyard here?

[this whole place sometimes feels like a graveyard.]

[comecatchthesehands]

They'll get theirs.

They do. There's enough death to go around here.

[True and right.]

[burnitblack]

right, cause only the sleepers come back.

means killin one ain't gonna solve a problem permanently.

[comecatchthesehands]

I meant back where we're from. Here, though? There are worse things than death.

[burnitblack]

Yeah, I went through one of them. Wouldn't recommend it.

[comecatchthesehands]

I'll keep that in mind of things I don't want to go through.

[He's already been through a body-twisting hell, he doesn't need that.]

Or... we could use this to our advantage. Have you been attacked at all by any of them?

[burnitblack]

nah. only met three of em so far. each time they opted to help.

what kinda advantage are ya talkin about?

[comecatchthesehands]

Help? What've you had your charred fingers into that you needed help?

Easy. Use it to find out if there actually were plans or if whoever that is is acting on her own. In other words: we ask. Building trenches between them in the Trench. Those who we have to give a shit about and those we don't.

[burnitblack]

keepin lookout for anyone tryin to interrupt me. and gettin some of my ill-gotten gains outta storage.

[vague, but answering. shouldn't be any surprise to his boss. dabi's annoying like that.]

so what, ya suggesting you meet up with her and ask what she was asked to do once she met with you?

gotta say, boss, i don't think they really care that much here.

[comecatchthesehands]

[Knowing what they've all done to survive, it makes it a little easier to figure it out.]

No, no. Wait. You're saying they were helping you move stolen goods, and playing lookout... I'm guessing while you stole more shit?

[burnitblack]

[dabi's not be surprised shigaraki's able to string together enough thoughts to figure those points out.]

uh-huh. one of em even stole shit with me. just gotta find the right "excuse" they're fine with and a hero'll do the same thing they accuse villains of doing.

[comecatchthesehands]

[There's a brain somewhere up there. Imagine.]

That tracks. If there's anything those moronic NPCs wouldn't do in the name of heroism I'd be surprised.

[burnitblack]

[imagine how smart he'd be if he didn't rot his head on video games. case in point...]

as far as i know, they're not operating any heroic plan here. only getting involved with the hunter schism.

[comecatchthesehands]

[Rot? That's where he gets his hand eye coordination. Bad pun.]

All of them? Or just some of them?

[burnitblack]

[right. same way spinner's a master at driving cause all those arcade games...]

not sure. but ya know how those brats operate. if there's a choice between savin or killin, they'll pick savin every time.

[comecatchthesehands]

[That is a valid way to learn to drive! It worked for Shigaraki, how dare.]

One of the ones I've talked to, who didn't try to blow me up on sight, agreed there wasn't any reason to pick up where home left off. Do you believe them?

[burnitblack]

[he doesn't trust your driving either... rather let the lizard have the wheel.]

yeah. heroes are reactionary. until villains move, they're content to sit and patrol at best.

[comecatchthesehands]

[W o w. There's no way to prove how good he is here, either. Rude.]

Oh? I better be a good boy, then.

[Says the man who has already cleared out a life or two for his own reasons.]

[burnitblack]

[technically he never proved it at home cause ONLY SPINNER was ever shown driving. so you're all hot air, boss.]

somehow i don't believe you.

[because "good" for shigaraki is a far different "good" for the world.]

[comecatchthesehands]

[He can't prove it at home either! This is a setup.]

I can be the pinnacle citizen, I'll help old ladies across the craters in the road. Little children to get their beloved cats out of trees. Or whatever it is they do now.