Deer Country In-Box

[burnitblack]

un: dabi  *cla-chick* ... what?  *growl* [ that would be his omen ] [ contact through his omni stone can be text, audio, or video. contact through his omen can be visual, mental, or physical. ]

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[burnitblack]

that's another way of sayin "stop it", right?

maybe. he's pretty curious about my life and well-bein.

whatcha gonna tell him?

[comecatchthesehands]

You wish.

Makes me glad I'm back to being an only child. That sounds annoying.

Only the truth, that you're my only and best friend who I would lay my life down for in the same way you both would for me.

[As much of some of that is true, wherein if he had friends the LoV would be the only ones, no he isn't going to say that.]

[burnitblack]

it is. but killin him's not a permanent solution right now. it's a pain since he'll come right back.

think i just threw up in my mouth a little.

[he's surprised this guy's fingers aren't burning from how horrendous a lie that is.]

[comecatchthesehands]

I keep telling people you don't have to kill someone to take them out of the picture but then there's the upkeep. I wouldn't want a pet either.

Sounds like a you problem.

[The humour of it is carrying him through.]

[burnitblack]

that ain't takin them outta the picture. that's the opposite.

nah, that'd be havin to read that crap you just scrawled across my screen.

[is this how you get your ya-ya's, tomura? shit-posting your colleagues.]

[comecatchthesehands]

Says someone who's never kept anyone alive in a situation they could be dead in. Uncreative.

Hmm... What else? Should I finish your dinner letting by telling you that I'll miss you when you're gone? Or... What other feel good shit is there? Are there sappy lyrics to a song you want to lend me, I don't remember any good ones.

[Yes.
The answer is yes.]

[burnitblack]

there are benefits to bein borin.

[the irony of shigaraki's statement is insanely laughable. but he'll never know.]

i think ya would miss me. bein stuck here alone with the lunatic would drive ya nuts, wouldn't it.

sorry. i'm outta nursery rhymes. here. couldn't help but think of ya.

[comecatchthesehands]

I'll concede this part. You're not always boring. A showy bastard, but not always boring.

[The only irony is the nail on the head that just got hit by that statement Dabi made.]

Oh, yes. I'd find the nearest, most convenient place to curl up into a fetal position.

[Give him a second because the song is actually funny to him. It gets a couple plays.]

See, like now. Not boring. An asshole, but not boring. I think the most insulting part of it is me having a wife. I told you I don't want pets.

[burnitblack]

never said 'always' now did i. don't exactly got a quiet quirk.

[he gets to seal the coffin every now and then.]

probably a ditch or a manhole.

[was that an insult? you bet your decaying ass it is!]

think the proper term is "kids", boss. and i dunno if ya wife would be a weak bitch cowerin under you or some strong monster that'd slap ya with your own hands.

[comecatchthesehands]

A quirk worth the trouble isn't quiet anyway.

lol Why would I go places that remind me of you? I thought the scenario was to forget my grieving.

[That shouldn't have been amusing. It was, in fact, amusing.]

Funny. You're the only one who has had the balls to try, so no wife for me either. I have enough to deal with when any of you are around.

[Says the man who will seek them out just to quietly have company. Or text them and keep out every gaming reference he catches.]

[burnitblack]

baka. ya got any idea how useful a silencing quirk would be?

scroll up a few texts. ya answered that question yourself with all that sap. no sense in coverin up now.

[just keep digging that hole deeper. you laid the groundwork already.]

try what? kids or slappin ya? cause twice did the latter and i ain't got time for kids.

[he says, but... there's a fair chance dabi would let a child go instead of burning them.]

[comecatchthesehands]

Maybe for you, but I silence people just fine. Anything else doesn't seem worth it.

[He's in this for the long haul. Time to buckle in.]

Right, about my undying devotion to our friendship. I'd already forgotten.

Veeeery hilarious, kids are clones. I get it. No, tried to fight me on day one, you'd have lost. You'd still lose. I went easy on both of you by walking out.

[burnitblack]

silencin someone and keepin em prisoner ain't the same for me.

forgotten what?

in the bar? nah. ya never woulda touched me. fingers would've burnt off well before that stump landed.

[comecatchthesehands]

I'm all ears, tell me what works for you. We'll swap dungeon designs.

Exactly. Keep it that way.

I guess we'll never know just how badly you would've gotten your ass handed to you. But what you call 'Bar' was home to me. Speaking of, I'm going to find a place. When I do, I'll tell you where.

[burnitblack]

ya really think i'd waste my time keepin a prisoner?

keep what that way?

kinda sounds like ya challengin me to a fight... that ain't fair, ya know. you're one big fucking cheat code.

aww, i'm so moved. it had good alcohol.

yeah? permanent or one of many to move between?

[comecatchthesehands]

I think under the right circumstances, any of us would do a multitude of things we don't think we would.

Forgetting.

[.........................He used a gaming reference. It's such a basicbitch one that it's almost overlooked until it isn't. Huh. This must be what constitutes as close to pride as he's ever getting in that relation.]

Look at you upping your game talk SR. You afraid I'd take your ability to be a human matchstick away?

[That's a compliment. He'll take that on Dad's Kurogiri's behalf.]

One place to fall back to, others to go to. I still don't think I trust this place or the people in it.

[Except apparently the person he's telling.]

[burnitblack]

that's the cheat way outta that question.

[you're a nerd. a complete nerd. anyone dabi's age would know what a stupid cheat code is. (so one would think, if they didn't know dabi.) it comes out of his mouth without much notice. well... fingers.]

my what?

ya couldn't use it to the degree i could. it wouldn't be advantageous to ya.

[dabi never took help from afo, he doesn't intend to let afo or shigaraki take from him.]

don't. this place and the people are shit. but have fun. there's plenty of places around.